gg, go next.SIX FRIENDS. ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY.
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SIX FRIENDS.
ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY.
QUEUE TOGETHER. BLAME EACH OTHER. FRESH RECEIPTS.
SAME EXCUSES.
THE STACK'S UNOFFICIAL HALL OF SHAME

BIG PLAYS.
BIGGER EXCUSES.

Everyone says they're carrying. The numbers have other plans.
Your friends, ranked by KDA. Friendships sold separately.

6 PLAYERSLAST 20 MATCHES / PLAYER100% PERSONAL
↳ STACK UPDATE

The scoreboard is open. The excuses are loading.

The carry committee.

Sorted by KDA. Appeals may be submitted to your own replay.

RANK SUSPECT AVG K / D / A WIN RATE LAST 5 → THE VERDICT
★ VERY QUESTIONABLE ACHIEVEMENTS

Real match data. Deeply unserious commentary. KDA isn't everything — but it's everything on this page.
Each player's recent matches are sampled independently. Shared games count once per player in squad totals.

ONE MORE GAME.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS.
NO MMR. JUST CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. APPEALS?
WATCH YOUR REPLAY.
THE CRIMSON WITNESS · 2026

YOUR STACK HAS
BEEN CHOSEN.

An absurdly good treasure. For a statistically questionable player. Open it. The leaderboard can wait.

Treasure of the Crimson Witness 2026 CRIMSON WITNESS TREASURE

Treasure of the Crimson Witness 2026

Your opening ceremony starts here.

A ceremonial stack drop. No items are added to your Steam inventory.

THE RECEIPTS